{"id":19098,"date":"2014-06-09T11:26:48","date_gmt":"2014-06-09T01:26:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nofibs.com.au\/?p=19098"},"modified":"2019-04-13T23:58:00","modified_gmt":"2019-04-13T13:58:00","slug":"mystery-over-blue-tie-man-deepens-france-baffled-qldaah-auspol","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/archive.nofibs.com.au\/mystery-over-blue-tie-man-deepens-france-baffled-qldaah-auspol\/","title":{"rendered":"Mystery over ‘Blue-tie Man’ deepens, France baffled: @Qldaah #auspol"},"content":{"rendered":"
\"#QLDPOL<\/a>Satire.<\/h6>\n
\""G'day<\/a>

“G’day kids, how are you? Bon Jure.”<\/p><\/div>\n

French authorities have detained a man found speaking gibberish to school children and are anxious to return him to his country of origin.<\/p>\n

Wearing a neat suit with a pale blue tie, the man appeared at a school fete and began speaking in broken French to children, teachers and parents.<\/p>\n

Officials also believe the man was involved in a series of ‘photo bombs’ over recent days.<\/p>\n

German Chancellor Angela Merkel was the first to notice the so called ‘Blue-tie Man’ next to her during a world leaders photo shoot at Chateau de Benouville in Benouville, France. As the photo was taken, she is captured turning to her right and was heard to shout, “Foto Bombe!”<\/p>\n

The Queen was reportedly not amused by the stunt.<\/p>\n

\"World<\/a>

World leaders at at Chateau de Benouville in Benouville, France.<\/p><\/div>\n

Later, French President Fran\u00e7ois Hollande told the media, “We simply don’t know where ‘Blue-tie Man’ came from.”<\/p>\n

“After he appeared on national television speaking broken French with school children, no country seems to want to claim him.”<\/p>\n

President Hollande believed the man was mostly harmless and launched a worldwide appeal for anyone with information on his identity to contact their local authorities.<\/p>\n

However, Russian President Vladimir Putin was not so forgiving over the lapse.<\/p>\n

“Security is an absolute disgrace!” he said.<\/p>\n

He also recalled ‘Blue-tie Man’ photo bombing him at last year’s APEC summit in Indonesia. At the time, President Putin slammed the act of ‘photo bombing’ as a vile form Western propaganda.<\/p>\n

Indonesian President Susilo Bambang Yudhoyono apologised to President Putin at the time and indicated that ‘Blue-tie Man’ may have arrived in his country aboard one of the many orange asylum seeker boats fleeing Australia.<\/p>\n

\"Austrian<\/a>

Austrian PM Julia Bishop, US President Barack Obama and ‘Blue-Tie’ Man.<\/p><\/div>\n

US President Barack Obama encouraged nations to work together to return the man home. He also remembered ‘Blue-tie Man’ from a photo bombing incident on a recent meeting with Austrian Prime Minister, Julia Bishop.<\/p>\n

“This man obviously has some problems. We need to do everything possible to help here,” he said.<\/p>\n

To rapturous applause from the gathered crowd he decreed, “Can we work together to get this man home!? Yes, we can!”<\/p>\n

\"'Blue-tie<\/a>

‘Blue-tie Man’ with German Chancellor Angela Merkel and new Ukrainian President, Petro Poroshenko.<\/p><\/div>\n

\"'Blue-tie<\/a>

‘Blue-tie Man’ with Russian President Vladimir Putin at APEC.<\/p><\/div>\n

(June 9, 2014) Update – French authorities release CCTV footage<\/h3>\n
\"French<\/a>

French authorities have released CCTV footage of ‘Blue-tie Man’ sneaking into position at the Chateau de Benouville photo shoot.<\/p><\/div>\n

French authorities have released CCTV footage of ‘Blue-tie Man’ sneaking into position at the Chateau de Benouville world leaders photo shoot.<\/p>\n

In broken French, ‘Blue-tie Man’ has now told officials he wanted to go to ‘#Canadia<\/a>‘ and has subsequently left France.<\/p>\n

This is a complete work of fiction and not intended to damage the reputations of anyone in any way.<\/em><\/p>\n

(June 9, 2014) Update 2 – ‘Blue-tie Man’ arrives home to Canadia<\/h3>\n
\"'Blue-tie<\/a>

‘Blue-tie Man’ has arrived home to his native country of Canadia.<\/p><\/div>\n

‘Blue-tie Man’ man has arrived home to his native country of\u00a0‘#Canadia<\/a>‘ where he has held a press conference and revealed himself to be the Prime Minister of Canadia, Tony Abbott.<\/p>\n

Little is known about this tiny, island country, wedged in between Alaska and Russia in the Bering Strait.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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